One day I decided "What the Hell" lets go to this Tumblr thing and give it a shot. My name is Emily, I reblog things I find funny or interesting or weird, personal posts will be quite frequent, things about my daily life, little space, and about myself and my Daddy, if DD/lg is something that bothers you, this is obviously not a place that you will enjoy, but hopefully you're cool and can stick around for a while and be friends:)
If you are under 18 leave now, this blog is strictly NSFW and contains primarily post that refer to a relationship within the BDSM spectrum which has a zero tolerance for minors.
(Personal post are under the tag "pantslesslady")

 

spookyknightoftime:

chutzpadik:

[very quiet voice] addicts deserve a place in the disability community too

[very loud and angry voice] addicts deserve a place in the disabled community too because addiction is a disorder of the brain AND it’s something you can inherit/be per-dispositioned to experience like bipolar disorder or depression.

jayslittlesweetthing asked
5, 16, 20 :)

5.) Do I have any bad habits?
-I am made of bad habits see together with good intentions.
16.) On a quiet day what do I do?
-Watch movies, read, shower, bake, do the hibbity dibbity with Daddy, smoke, drink, ya know, kid stuff.
20.) If someone gives me a gift what would make me happy?
-Anything really, I think receiving anything is the best thing ever, literally, today I got a package in the mail from my mom that was just a bunch of food stuff and it felt like Christmas in October. Bought, handmade, hand me down, words of praise, ALL good gifts.

Thank you!

nubbsgalore:

photos from dubai’s 828 meter tall burj khalifa (save the first and last photos, which show the building) by (click pic) daniel cheongkarim nafatnibjoern lauen and dave alexander. duabai only experiences this in september and march, when seasonal changes in temperature creates an abundance of early morning fog. (see also: fog over new york, london and chicago)

isoowantthisrightnow:

gagmonger:

conceptualpervert:

strokethebigtree:

beardednegro:

beardednegro:

mermaiddreamsandkillerqueens:

im-a-little-lost-at-sea:

mermaiddreamsandkillerqueens:

therealaxeeffect:

who is this beauty???? good lord! and that belly 😍😍😍

The middle gif is why I don’t like this position.
Like, I know my belly is hitting yours and I feel like I’m gonna squish you and usually it’s awkward eye contact :/

Ok, so I’m not the only one afraid of squishing a guy in this position?

I mean really. The guys I’ve been with have been fit men. I am not a fit woman. I’m always afraid to ride how I want cuz I might kill them. Lol

THINK YOUUUUU^^^^
Like, guys have told me before that they don’t give a shit (some guys have even commented on this post when I wrote that) but it’s such am awkward place to be cause I am not thinking about how nice his dick feels I’m just thinking about how much I am squishing them.

**raises hand**

I will go on record as saying that I love the feeling of a big belly on top of me just like that. So warm and soft and sexy and UNF.

ALSO… if you’re on top, we already feel all of your weight on us.

Every ounce.
Every pound.

Moving forward like this actually distributes it more evenly across our own bodies. So you’re, in effect, un-squishing us (if you were squishing us in the first place, which you weren’t).

As someone who has had sex with several women over 250lbs getting smothered/squished is really not an issue. A woman would pretty much have to put all her body weight on my chest to actually squish me.

As someone who prefers fat bodies, having a partner’s belly on top of me like that is pretty much the best thing about this position. If your partner is into you, and into your body then they will love this. If they aren’t then you should fuck someone who is.

Love this post

see!

Still afraid to do it, but this helps 😏😘

This is basically what I look like naked except stretch marks and smaller boobies, Daddy is squishy and soft too ^.^

(Source: fuckhertitties)

My night and morning in a masterpost. I just needed this all together coz I need this whole thing saved if ever I need a quick laugh, albeit a guilty embarrassed one. Just.

Bonus: 

i am still so so so so so so so so so so sorry to thorgasmed and their compromised commute i wish you all the luck in the world and i’m really really really really sorry for my odd pride in this just.

So sorry.

Link to the fic: [x]

(Source: queerboochananbarnes)

witchcraftings:

chubrubqueen:

cdnpgn:

Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.

Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)

Super useful for this coming winter!

witchcraftings:

chubrubqueen:

cdnpgn:

Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.

Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)

Super useful for this coming winter!

(Source: )

✏Ask me a number!✏

silvermocha:

1)Whats your favorite time of year?

2)Who is on your mind at the moment?

3)Are you in a relationship, or see yourself in one soon?

4)Whats the weirdest thing you have done?

5)Do you have any bad habits?

6)What one word can describe you?

7)What subject that people talk about embarrass you the most? 

8)If there was a purge what would you do?

9)Favorite movie/movies, and why?

10)If you are weird what would be the scale from 1-10?

11)Who is your favorite singer, and why?

12)If you could become friends with someone right now what would their personality be?

13)What kind of group do you hang with?

14)Freshman?Sophomore?Junior? or Senior?

15)Do you like…no! Love food?

16)On a quiet day what would you do?

17)Whats your type of style?

18)Do you like people? 

19)What is your favorite store?

20)If someone was to give you a gift that will make you happy what would it be?

knowyour-limits:

I’m constantly stuck between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

did-you-kno:

Maureen Clemmons used Egypt’s historical clues to form the theory that pyramids were built using kites. To help test it, a team from Caltech raised a 15-foot, 6,900 lb. obelisk using only a kite, pulley system, and support frame. It only took 25 seconds to lift it.  Source

did-you-kno:

Maureen Clemmons used Egypt’s historical clues to form the theory that pyramids were built using kites. To help test it, a team from Caltech raised a 15-foot, 6,900 lb. obelisk using only a kite, pulley system, and support frame. It only took 25 seconds to lift it. Source