One day I decided "What the Hell" lets go to this Tumblr thing and give it a shot. My name is Emily, I reblog things I find funny or interesting or weird, personal posts will be quite frequent, things about my daily life, little space, and about myself and my Daddy, if DD/lg is something that bothers you, this is obviously not a place that you will enjoy, but hopefully you're cool and can stick around for a while and be friends:)
(Personal post are under the tag "pantslesslady")
tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
nice try mom
MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.
your bird is an asshole