One day I decided "What the Hell".
I'm Emily, 23.
Just trying to make it in this scary world.
Personal stuff is under the tag "pantslesslady"

 

pinche-dramatica:

avengersandlovers:

Quote from MMA Fighter, Polyana Viana about what happened:

When he saw I saw him, he sat next to me,” He asked me the time, I said it, and I saw he wasn’t going to leave. So I already moved to put my cell phone in my waist. And then he said, ‘Give me the phone. Don’t try to react, because I’m armed.’ Then he put his hand over (a gun), but I realized it was too soft.


He was really close to me. So I thought, ‘If it’s a gun, he won’t have time to draw it.’ So I stood up. I threw two punches and a kick. He fell, then I caught him in a rear-naked choke. Then I sat him down in the same place we were before and said, ‘Now we’ll wait for the police.’

The robber asked passers by to call police because he was afraid that she would beat him up more! 😂😭

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

rouge-fox-expanded:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gleelesbian:

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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

The little sweatdrops on the whale make it even funnier :D

What makes this funny to me is that the killer whale is not actually a whale

No QI taught me the name is a mistranslation, it’s a whale killer

The creature is actually a kind of dolphin if Stephen Fry is to be believed and eats whales and seals

I’m not kidding, Series K, Killer

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

O.O

Everything I thought I knew is a lie

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

smug-mercy:

pikachatwentyfive:

abeagleandashepherd:

catchymemes:

Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge.

THIS IS SO PURE

THATS ME THATS ME THATS ME THATS ME THATS ME IM WATCHING A MEMORY ON MASTERS NOISE BOX THATS ME YAAAAYYY

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury wholesome doggos

She is reliving her moment of glory!

(Source: reddit.com)

Anonymous asked
How can you reblog posts criticizing men when you are literally dating a man

daffodyke:

biphobique:

it was only a matter of time before i got a message like this

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docislegend:
“karna-pizzahut:
“ cdpdoodler:
“ fuckyahumor:
“ tadpoledancer:
“ a-dinosaurs-left-kneecap:
“ all-hail-mono-onion:
“ thyrell:
“ roseverdict:
“ warmwate-r:
“ bestviralposts:
“ INCREDIBLE PHOTO

docislegend:

karna-pizzahut:

cdpdoodler:

fuckyahumor:

tadpoledancer:

a-dinosaurs-left-kneecap:

all-hail-mono-onion:

thyrell:

roseverdict:

warmwate-r:

bestviralposts:

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

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Zoomed in and found this gem

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

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Hello there, observant person!

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uh oh

i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad

bonus:

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special protected fire hydrant

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Bucket

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Hello darkness my old friend

damnnnnn 

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enemy spotted

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Box king

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docislegend:

speakswords:

too-cool-for-facebook:

lionesstaylor:

shamelessmentality:

These vines are my life

i am on the fucking floor DYING

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

huh weird I wonder why it reads that way

(Source: psychedelic-croutons)