One day I decided "What the Hell" lets go to this Tumblr thing and give it a shot. My name is Emily, I reblog things I find funny or interesting or weird, personal posts will be quite frequent, things about my daily life, little space, and about myself and my Daddy, if DD/lg is something that bothers you, this is obviously not a place that you will enjoy, but hopefully you're cool and can stick around for a while and be friends:)
(Personal post are under the tag "pantslesslady")

 

loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

(Source: iraffiruse)

averagefairy:

constantly-annoyedperson:

averagefairy:

sometimes one little thing will annoy me and then i just get annoyed at everything that’s ever annoyed me and i’m mad about things that happened like 2 years ago and i’m yelling at my mom for getting a divorce and she’s like where did this come from and i’m like THE VENDING MACHINE ATE MY DOLLAR.

I once broke down in tears when my dad told me that I forgot to put away the butter

this is me 100%

I do this a LOT